Imaginary Bookstore/Cafe

If I owned a bookstore/cafe, the menu might include:

• Milk Shakespeare
• Joyce Carol Oates-meal
• War and Split Peas Soup
• The Grape Juice of Wrath
• Green Eggs and Ham Sandwich (avocado spread optional)
• Anne Rice and Beans
• Phillip Broth (with crackers)
• Stephen King Salmon
• Sense and Sensibility Salad
• A Clockwork Orange Juice
• Robert Frosted cupcakes
• Oscar Wilde Rice